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Tara and Alex are at each other's throats when a sexy pole dance instructor teaches the ladies how to sex themselves up. The boys take a few tips from legendary insult comedian Danny Vullmer about how to give their tips to the ladies.

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Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty
Head Writer: Sam West
Writers: Sam Kemmis, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky
Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers

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